271965
20 Oct 14 at 2 am

whatever-floats-your-yacht:

longdogunderfoot:

Dex pretending to swim

THATS PRECIOUS

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whatever-floats-your-yacht:

longdogunderfoot:

Dex pretending to swim

THATS PRECIOUS
 204305
20 Oct 14 at 2 am

- Mark Twain

This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion.

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Love that

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"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"

teensquotess:

http://teenlifequotes.com/
 206967
16 Oct 14 at 2 pm

happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

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"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde"

 445948
16 Oct 14 at 2 pm

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

(Source: 4GIFs.com, via fun-derwear)

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
 3474
16 Oct 14 at 2 pm

(Source: greatfoods, via fun-derwear)

 192777
16 Oct 14 at 2 pm

insearchoftheshoe:

alinatotheleft:

flexblr:

youknowimgood4it:

Taken from reddit but it can’t be stressed enough

Making fun of fat people at the gym is like making fun of sick people at the hospital.

"Lol wow you’re doing chemotherapy? Clearly you suck at it if you still have cancer."

I got called fat outside my gym. In my gym clothes. Walking into the gym.

(via squibbs)

insearchoftheshoe:

alinatotheleft:

flexblr:

youknowimgood4it:

Taken from reddit but it can’t be stressed enough

Making fun of fat people at the gym is like making fun of sick people at the hospital.

"Lol wow you’re doing chemotherapy? Clearly you suck at it if you still have cancer."

I got called fat outside my gym. In my gym clothes. Walking into the gym.
fuckyeahjennellujima:

coolemojiface !!!
naisenberg:
 197226
16 Oct 14 at 2 pm

2corinththoughts:

spiritdick:

I want to know why

I’ll will bet real money that a father was involved.

(Source: ahlistoquevillero, via squibbs)

2corinththoughts:

spiritdick:

I want to know why


I’ll will bet real money that a father was involved.
 106802
16 Oct 14 at 2 pm

yourscientistfriend:

That baby is going places

(Source: betterthankanyebitch, via squibbs)